Laundry is such a drag—but rejoice—soap for intelligent people (who enjoy humor), is here.  Oxydol  has upgraded the entire laundry process a notch or two—it’s the box—it’s hysterical.  Indulge yourself in prose for the fastidious, submit to the squeaky clean wit put forth in “Not Your Typical Instructions”, and for goodness sakes enjoy conquering “your most extreme dirt… not to mention your laundrophobia”.  This is not your grandmothers laundry soap.