SQUATTERS RIGHTS have been challanged. Whether you are a world traveler, elderly, medically impaired, or just tired of that dangerous, emergency urination pose of the radically deep squat that leaves your ankles moist and disgusting—PLEASE try Go-Girl (a female urination device). We attest to its tight, (one size must fit all), no drip fit efficiency. Go-Girl is compact, fits discretely into your purse, comes with necessary accessories (wipes), and is re-usable (not as gross as it sounds). Its weirdest feature is that it gets really warm when you are using it—(creepy). (SO, think ‘doubles as hand warmer’.) Talk about a great stocking stuffer (only $6.99), and it will double as an original topic for holiday conversation. Or is that just TMI? www.go-girl.com

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